Here are 11 Funny Hilarious Gifts for Your Vasectomy-Victorious Man

This is a RANDOM post I know but when my husband was getting a vasectomy this year I tried looking for funny gifts ideas and there was not too much out there.

So let’s CUT to the chase, did your Man get snipped for the greater good of your family planning and sexy time? While he might be feeling a little tender downstairs, it’s the perfect time to shower him with love, laughter, and, of course, some downright hilarious gifts to help him through his vasectomy recovery journey. Here are ten eleven tongue-in-cheek presents sure to put a smile on his face (while he’s on the mend):

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1. “snip snip hooray pint glass!” Get this hilarious glass and pour your Man a beer for getting snipped for you!

2. This “Funny Vasectomy mug!” : if they prefer their coffee with some laughs!

3. “Ice, Ice, Baby” Cooling Pack: Help him keep his cool with a gel pack specially designed for his nether regions. Trust me its better than a bag of peas!

5. Funny boxers: Upgrade his underwear game with a pair of boxer briefs featuring witty prints or slogans like this “Big Gift Energy” boxers from tipsy elves.

6. DIY Trophy: Craft a custom trophy declaring him the “King of Contraception” or “Master of Family Planning.” He may not have won a marathon, but this victory deserves recognition!

7. “Vasectomy Survival Kit”: Put together a care package filled with his favorite snacks, a couple of good books, and maybe a puzzle or two to keep him entertained during his recovery downtime.

Use this wrapping paper I found on Etsy here: Vasectomy Gift Wrap

here: Vasectomy Gift Wrap

8. “Vasectomy Voucher” Book: Create a booklet filled with vouchers for things like “One Day of Uninterrupted TV Time,” “Massage for the Brave,” or “Free Pass from Diaper Duty.”

9. Humorous “Get Well Soon” Card: Skip the sappy sentiments and opt for a card with a witty vasectomy-themed joke. After all, laughter is the best medicine!

Here are a few I found:

all juice no seeds

Snip snip Hooray!

or Sayanora Swimmers! LOL LOL LOL

10. Vasectomy Balloons– cheap and funny, why not celebrate such a “ballsy” occasion?

11. Funny Swim Trunks: Treat him to a fun pair of swim trunks adorned with playful prints of like these dancing hot dogs… because why not?!

OK I FOUND MORE!!!!

12. Vasectomy Candle!! I mean… HOW CAN WE NOT?!

Let me know which gifts you picked! Also here’s a pro tip: try not to use the term “neutered” or anything with the word “balls” as they are conditioned to instantly feel pain. LOL Remember, the key to gifting your vasectomy-victorious husband is to keep it light-hearted and playful. After all, laughter truly is the best medicine, especially when it comes to post-vasectomy recovery. 

Here’s to a swift healing process and a lifetime of worry-free sexy time!

XO Ginger